http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/70612...ebruary_2012)- Know me, know my city...

A random Saturday in the OC the boys and I decide to go on a dive/bikini/strip club bar crawl to all the dives we can think of. In Stanton we park at a place my buddy had been to. I ask him if this is a place for fat girls and he lol and says yeah. I assume he is joking but as we open the door and my eyes focus I see a 300lb plus women in stripper boots and a teddy on stage dancing...(stomache turns and I have to adjust my jaw) gnarliest shit ever so I think. I will say she did own her size and was confident. We are greeted by a 50 year old viet cong lady with black teeth and a 2 piece bikini with thong on. She is about 5 foot and 140lbs. She preceeds to ask us if we want a lap top....(o wait that was lap dance but I could understand her) She then gets on stage starts dancing and sits on the stage (which is at eye level) hooks her legs behind her arms like a frog and scoots her ass across the stage like a dog on the living room carpet. As she is scooting she is screaming "all night all night" and smacking her old curtains. The thong she is wearing is now cutting her old Arby's sandwich in half and we have a clear view of this old mama sans beachnut stand teeth thru her gapping clean shaved snatch.....I must be honest I never turned my head away it was like a car wreck on the 405

They say you should go out doing what you love. A 67-year-old Texas man may have taken that inspirational advice to heart Friday night when he died at a strip club while getting erotic lap dances. According to a manager at the Red Parrot, Robert Gene White was face-deep in pelvic gyrations when it came time to pay the girls and he was found unresponsive. Staff attempted CPR before calling emergency responders, who took the man to the hospital.

Anyone have any good stripper or strip club stories??

Yeah that's right my life sucks and so I'm going to RUIN you'ers! I know this is going to upset the ENTIRE community of the bastard factor but I must undergo a surgical procedure this next monday 5/21/2012 and I might not make thi throught . I'm fucking hammered so I'll make this short. I have a hernia operation to attend too. I lnnwow most of you will miss me and if I die will come to my grave to pay resp3ects. I won't miss any of you fucktards, but you will remember me. Pour some beer on the floor for me tonight.

Jonnykill

5/17/2012

Dropping like flies this spring. R.I.P big haired lady

I might need some viagra...

I made two WESTPAC tours on the USS Enterprise as a hydraulic mech on A-7 Corsairs... it was a RUSH.

Any others?

Have fun :Vertigo:


http://www.vivalagames.com/play/bloxorz/fullscreen.php

CNN) -- Mitchell Guist, a star of the reality TV show "Swamp People," died Monday in Louisiana.
He was aboard a boat near Belle River Landing in the southern part of the state when he appeared to have a seizure, said Assumption Parish Sheriff Mike Waguespack, citing an unidentified man who was with Guist.
The reality show star then fell on the boat.
The man who was with Guist towed both his boat and Guist's boat back to the landing, called 911 and performed CPR, said Waguespack.
Guist was transferred to the Teche Regional Medical Center in Morgan City, where he was pronounced dead.
"We are extremely saddened to report that our friend and beloved member of the 'Swamp People' family, Mitchell Guist, has passed away earlier today. Mitchell passed on the swamp, doing what he loved. We appreciate your respect for the Guist family's privacy and hope you join us in sending our thoughts and prayers to his brother, Glenn, and the rest of the Guist family," the History Channel said in a statement.
Glenn Guist is also a cast member on the show.
"Swamp People" is the popular History Channel TV series that chronicles the lives of alligator hunters in Louisiana.

How does I get in it? =[

Everytime before I log in I can see it, but soon as I log in I can't.... I want to talk to people I am bored! T_T

Do they know what 'Fisting' is?



pic unrelated

I'm the WZRD,
My mom says I'm outgoing, independent, and a pretty cool guy.

Anything you guys wanna know?

This was recently reported on our news network

http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs...opstories.html
$85 for texting while walking.

About damned time. Hope this catches on, saves me from knocking people over while their heads are down, oblivious of their surroundings.

this dude is awesome

1 member is celebrating their birthday on 05-14-2012:

-RayFinkel (Age: hidden or unknown)


Happy Birthday!