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  1. X @ X:
    It was a black bear!!?????
  2. X @ X:
    Should have called the cops
  3. jack @ jack:
    It's not the full grown ones that are much of a problem, its the 2 and 3 year olds that the moms leave out on their own that are creating all this.
  4. X @ X:
    Did he have gold chains?
  5. X @ X:
    Yes, adolescents of pretty much any animal create mischief
  6. X @ X:
    And with them being so large
  7. jack @ jack:
    Last thing I expected opening the bin was to see a bear sitting on the garbage.
  8. Holliday 3000 @ Holliday 3000:
    Well, the business portion of the day is complete. Think I'll do some outdoorsy stuff. Maybe a foraging hike, or wet wade fish the river. Maybe climb to the high ridge...or no wait, I know - I'll take out the garbage. LoLz @ Jacklyn.
  9. The Associate @ The Associate:
    Or you could go out and breakdance on a busy freeway. Just sayin', that's an option that's available to you.
  10. X @ X:
    Have a good afternoon guise I need to go get some shopping done
  11. jack @ jack:
    I'm pretty sure the landlord's son took care of it all. There's a procedure you have to follow by state law, and it ain't "talking" to the bear.
  12. jack @ jack:
    you too X.
  13. Holliday 3000 @ Holliday 3000:
    Don't let the black bears eat ya, X.
  14. jack @ jack:
  15. LotusBud @ LotusBud:
    Watching Death by Lightning. Pretty, pretty good.
  16. LotusBud @ LotusBud:
    I am so tired of speaking Portuguese I do not know how to explain it.
  17. jack @ jack:
    You had me at "bom dia"
  18. Reggie_Essent @ Reggie_Essent:
    Sounds like you're homesick, Lotus. Sorry, we can't take you back. No communists allowed.
  19. jack @ jack:
    LOL Reggie learned a new word.
  20. Reggie_Essent @ Reggie_Essent:
    Hey jack. Did you have to change your shorts after the bear encounter?
  21. jack @ jack:
    LOL no. It was quite a surprise though. Especially when the fucker got off the pile and started towards the door I had opened.
  22. jack @ jack:
    The 3 year olds are quite aggressive around food, and this was a garbage dumpster.
  23. Reggie_Essent @ Reggie_Essent:
    We got the same problem with raccoons around here, but they're not as scary as bears.
  24. jack @ jack:
    We have coons as well, they usually run, although we had one at a place i lived at when the kids were small and he was friendly, when he wasnt breaking into our trash cans.
  25. Alfred E. Neutrump @ Alfred E. Neutrump:
  26. Holliday 3000 @ Holliday 3000:
    Where's Ahdumb @Adam ? I had to cut my wilderness time short today...fierce lower back pain, but I do have a story which sadly does not have bears but it does have Hasidics...almost the same thing, right? Oh well, but Ahdumb is not here...so....
  27. Holliday 3000 @ Holliday 3000:
    @Raggedy Peasant - we would take our lovely and talented Lotus @LotusBud in a heartbeat. She will always be welcome in the land of the free.
  28. Holliday 3000 @ Holliday 3000:
    Jacklyn, what a shit. That poor bear probably got locked in there and instead of letting it out (which is why it was making its way to the opened door) Jacklyn slammed the path to freedom closed in its face and ran like a little guuuurl. What a sissy.
  29. jack @ jack:
    fuck you e-cuck.
  30. jack @ jack:
    :LOL3:

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