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@ X:
It was a black bear!!?????
Today at 11:59 AM
@ X:
Should have called the cops
Today at 11:59 AM
@ jack:
It's not the full grown ones that are much of a problem, its the 2 and 3 year olds that the moms leave out on their own that are creating all this.
Today at 11:59 AM
@ X:
Did he have gold chains?
Today at 11:59 AM
@ X:
Yes, adolescents of pretty much any animal create mischief
Today at 12:00 PM
@ X:
And with them being so large
Today at 12:00 PM
@ jack:
Last thing I expected opening the bin was to see a bear sitting on the garbage.
Today at 12:01 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Well, the business portion of the day is complete. Think I'll do some outdoorsy stuff. Maybe a foraging hike, or wet wade fish the river. Maybe climb to the high ridge...or no wait, I know - I'll take out the garbage. LoLz @ Jacklyn.
Today at 12:01 PM
@ The Associate:
Or you could go out and breakdance on a busy freeway. Just sayin', that's an option that's available to you.
Today at 12:02 PM
@ X:
Have a good afternoon guise I need to go get some shopping done
Today at 12:02 PM
@ jack:
I'm pretty sure the landlord's son took care of it all. There's a procedure you have to follow by state law, and it ain't "talking" to the bear.
Today at 12:03 PM
@ jack:
you too X.
Today at 12:03 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Don't let the black bears eat ya, X.
Today at 12:04 PM
@ jack:
@The Associate
Today at 12:05 PM
@ LotusBud:
Watching Death by Lightning. Pretty, pretty good.
Today at 12:23 PM
@ LotusBud:
I am so tired of speaking Portuguese I do not know how to explain it.
Today at 12:24 PM
@ jack:
You had me at "bom dia"
Today at 12:29 PM
@ Reggie_Essent:
Sounds like you're homesick, Lotus. Sorry, we can't take you back. No communists allowed.
Today at 12:33 PM
@ jack:
LOL Reggie learned a new word.
Today at 12:37 PM
@ Reggie_Essent:
Hey jack. Did you have to change your shorts after the bear encounter?
Today at 12:44 PM
@ jack:
LOL no. It was quite a surprise though. Especially when the fucker got off the pile and started towards the door I had opened.
Today at 12:46 PM
@ jack:
The 3 year olds are quite aggressive around food, and this was a garbage dumpster.
Today at 12:47 PM
@ Reggie_Essent:
We got the same problem with raccoons around here, but they're not as scary as bears.
Today at 1:00 PM
@ jack:
We have coons as well, they usually run, although we had one at a place i lived at when the kids were small and he was friendly, when he wasnt breaking into our trash cans.
Today at 1:03 PM
@ Alfred E. Neutrump:
Today at 1:48 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Where's Ahdumb @Adam ? I had to cut my wilderness time short today...fierce lower back pain, but I do have a story which sadly does not have bears but it does have Hasidics...almost the same thing, right? Oh well, but Ahdumb is not here...so....
29 minutes ago
@ Holliday 3000:
@Raggedy Peasant - we would take our lovely and talented Lotus @LotusBud in a heartbeat. She will always be welcome in the land of the free.
16 minutes ago
@ Holliday 3000:
Jacklyn, what a shit. That poor bear probably got locked in there and instead of letting it out (which is why it was making its way to the opened door) Jacklyn slammed the path to freedom closed in its face and ran like a little guuuurl. What a sissy.
12 minutes ago
@ jack:
fuck you e-cuck.
4 minutes ago
@ jack:
3 minutes ago