HOLY FUCK! I just took the garbage to the dumpster. Unlocked it and opened the side door to put the garbage in and there was a BEAR in the dumpster! It lunged at me.
@Weeg Maybe it's good not to go to a doctor: has a higher average life expectancy than the United States, with Canadians living about 3 to 4 years longer. Canada's average life expectancy at birth is roughly 82 to 84 years, while the U.S. average hovers around 76 to 79 years.