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@ Holliday 3000:
Wait, I wrote that wrong...it's one for the other to stand on their shoulders, and the other to switch out the bulb. I'll tell you though, it was a perfect height for a midget to do the job.
Yesterday at 5:10 PM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
If you had 3 more midgets and a table, you could do it right
Yesterday at 5:14 PM
@ Frood:
I'd use the midget's oily skin as a makeshift gasket....
Yesterday at 5:19 PM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
Yesterday at 5:21 PM
@ Reggie_Essent:
Are you guys making fun of midgets again? @jack can't help it he's tiny.
Yesterday at 5:26 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Now some gals will prefer a midget....just not Jacklyn:
Yesterday at 5:33 PM
@ Admin.:
I replaced a gasket type seal in my vacuum the other day. I was sure I was going to crack the plastic canister, but I didn't.
Yesterday at 5:34 PM
@ jack:
@THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®© I had to replace the whole plunger and ballcock, and I forgot to seal the gaskets properly, so there was quite a learning curve there. And YES you faggots it's called a ballcock.
Yesterday at 5:35 PM
@ Admin.:
LOL, you said Ball Cock!
Yesterday at 5:37 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
That's understandable, Jacklyn. The plunger and ballcock must have got you hot and bothered.
Yesterday at 5:38 PM
@ Alfred E. Neutrump:
Yesterday at 5:43 PM
@ jack:
Certainly seems to have capured your attention @Holliday 3000
Yesterday at 5:47 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
NO YOUs!
Yesterday at 5:48 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Man, the autoplay is hot tonight:
Yesterday at 5:50 PM
@ THEONEANDONLYRANCIDMILKO™®©:
we call it buoy
Yesterday at 5:56 PM
@ Frood:
Seamajor loves his new buoys. But he has to bury them after they sink in the pool.
Yesterday at 5:59 PM
@ Frood:
He's got a shrine of buried buoys all along the edge.
Yesterday at 6:00 PM
@ Frood:
Ok... to save us from Holliday's bland offering:
Yesterday at 6:09 PM
@ Frood:
Turn it up...
Yesterday at 6:10 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Hard working man? What's that got to do with you?
Yesterday at 6:13 PM
@ Frood:
I work hard. Don't you?
Yesterday at 6:13 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
Yesterday at 6:15 PM
@ Fredricka:
Hi
Yesterday at 6:15 PM
@ Fredricka:
Did jqck get c9mfy knowing 8m not here?
Yesterday at 6:16 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
She's here !
Yesterday at 6:19 PM
@ Holliday 3000:
@Fredricka Reading the posts today, I came to the conclusion we have hurt a lot of feels here.
Yesterday at 6:25 PM
@ Fredricka:
Youre here!
Yesterday at 6:25 PM
@ Fredricka:
I saw holliday, plus jacks been in a sulk today, WIN
Yesterday at 6:26 PM
@ Frood:
JaXsie and Seaboobery have been hammering my notifications like two caged chimpanzees flinging shit and ejaculate at zoo goers...
Yesterday at 6:57 PM
@ Joe:
Have you been to the zoo lately, @Frood ?
6 minutes ago